God's Tip

I left God a tip in church today
I carefully noted the amount
Making sure when tax season comes
I'd have an accurate account

Then I treated myself to lunch
Paid the tab. Why bother to count?
I picture myself a big spender
I got money I like to flaunt

I give God what I can afford
After my wants and desires list
Being sure to carefully record
What I contribute I won't miss