Tipping God

I left God a tip in church today
I carefully noted the amount
Making sure when tax season comes
I'd have an accurate account

Then I treated myself to lunch
Paid the tab. Why bother to count?
I picture myself a big spender
I got money I like to flaunt

I give God what I can afford
After my wants and desires list
Being sure to carefully record
In a way the accountant won't miss

I need full credit for giving
But in spending, who cares about cost
Make sure I get full tax credit for Jesus
For myself, there's no waste, hence no loss