A Mixed Bag of Buts

I am pro-life
I am pro-drone
A mixed bag of buts
Yet I am not alone

I am pro-choice
Death penalty no good
Mixed bag of buts
Not understood

Second Amendment
High taxes, high spending
Mixed bag of buts
List never ending

We buy it in bundles
Traditional values aren’t real
Kill, enslave, and dominate
Free markets that kill

A mixed bag of buts
I like this but not that
Doesn’t matter what’s true
Don’t confuse me with fact

Terrorists wear scarves
Have strange sounding names
Like Smith, Jones and Walters
Mixed bag of buts, just the same