Buy God A Watch

I am buying God a watch
To help Him keep better time
He shows up when He wants to
His concerns don’t seem to match mine

I have a list of questions
A short list of demands
He seems so disinterested
I want to know where He stands

So I have decided the Almighty
Must have overslept
He has given me some promises
I expect them to be kept

So Dear Father lets do this
Our watches synchronize
I’ll send up prayer requests
Just asYou open your eyes

It is not that I am in a hurry
But I am indeed finite
I have lots of stuff to do
So I’ll send my list tonight

By tomorrow, if you’re not busy
Read my lists, grant my requests
It’s a long list, so don’t get dizzy
WhenYou are finished, then You can rest

Ps 90:4 For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night.