I decided to wear my usual costumes for Halloween. Oh yes, I have quite a few of them.
1. The Holier Than Thou costume is one of my favorites. It allows me to distract others from my own failings as I speak ill of someone we mutually dislike.
2. The Well I Never costume is high on my list. It allows me to pretend that I never entertain evil thoughts and certainly don’t participate in evil deeds.
3. The I Am Not Accustomed to Such costume fits me well. It helps me appear to be on the high-end, above the modest class of people as I have more than they do.
4. The I have Plenty of Religion costume is always in style no matter what the season. I go to church and carry the Bible that I leave on the bed stand and never read the rest of the week.
I have not found any costumes better than these. I am sure that you have seen me in at least one, or maybe all of them at the same time. Maybe you could help me shop for other items of apparel and deception.
Luke 18:11-12
11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.
12 I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.